1. I want to tattoo my butt and back in flowers so bad

    (Source: robocuntasaurus, via gamerbunny44)

  2. tunama:

    "Oh knee"

    (via wussbus)

  3. darrynek:

    turn up

    (Source: bigblacks, via toocooltobehipster)

  4. whiskey-molotovs:



    me at work

    (via doritofarts-official)

  5. (Source: badtvblog, via skeletondeity)


  6. dipsetflag:


    People still say no bueno? :/

    Pretty sure Spanish people still speak spanish

    (Source: dettolmami, via crimewave420)

  7. rotatingfloor:


    ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

    its bread

    (via spacepurp420)

  8. oldtobegin:

    my seeds have sprouted and now i have a little friend

    (Source: baggybulldogs, via desperate-for-pizza)

  9. (via mandyohh)

  10. Update: pup is healthy and we got her medicine she’s perked up more and is currently chewing on a toy 💕

    Tagged #dahlia #me
  12. orchid-breath:

    not getting much done today


    1. What girls say: I'm fine
    2. What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
  14. (Source: multipack, via crimewave420)